
Donald Trump is an entire lot of issues however a dealer of peace and unity won’t ever, ever, ever, be one in every of them. Lately, the MAGA führer and his band of obsequious bootlickers have been campaigning for him to be honored with the Nobel Peace Prize. Sure, you heard that proper, Donald Trump believes that he’s deserving of an award to honor the best humanitarian of a given yr.
Right here’s what the esteemed award is meant to represent through NobelPeacePrize.org
With regard to the Peace Prize, the need of Alfred Nobel stipulated that it was to be awarded to the particular person “who shall have carried out essentially the most or the very best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or discount of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses”. Over the course of time the Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded in recognition of many alternative sorts of peace work and ideas of peace.
The concept the Orange Man is worthy of such a prize could be laughable if he wasn’t critical about “profitable” which is definitely the other of award’s objective. The Nobel Peace Prize isn’t a field to verify in your resume, it isn’t a championship trophy, in truth, it’s not one thing that one must be aiming to obtain. The entire level is to do issues for society and the world at giant, not for private accolades. However alas, Donald has the power to subvert and sully even essentially the most altruistic of endeavors. A real scumbag in its purest kind.

Thankfully, somebody who has really carried out the work has been given the prize in response to AP Information reporting. María Corina Machado, Venezuelan opposition chief, has been named the Nobel Peace Prize recipient of 2025 by the Norwegian Nobel Committee. The committee cited her “tireless work selling democratic rights for the individuals of Venezuela and for her battle to attain a simply and peaceable transition from dictatorship to democracy.” as their reasoning. None of which might apply to Donald in any method, form, or kind. What’s worse, Don is presently making an attempt to take credit score for the lately introduced ceasefire between Israel and Gaza. A ceasefire that nobody believes in because of Israel’s insistence on bombing the area to the tune of 67,000 Palestinian deaths in response to NPR.
It ought to come as no shock that Donald’s administration is salty concerning the “snub” and their bitter reactions are objectively embarrassing. Peep this social media quote from MAGA communications director Steven Cheung.
“He has the guts of a humanitarian, and there’ll by no means be anybody like him who can transfer mountains with the sheer pressure of his will,”
Wipe your mouth, Steve. You bought some…stuff on it.
Nobel Chair Jørgen Watne Frydnes made it clear that self-serving campaigns won’t be thought-about when the committee makes its choice.
“We obtain hundreds and hundreds of letters yearly of individuals eager to say what for them results in peace,” he stated. “This committee sits in a room crammed with the portraits of all laureates, and that room is crammed with each braveness and integrity. So we base solely our choice on the work and the need of Alfred Nobel.”
Frydnes additionally defended his and the committee’s choice to not grant Orange Man didn’t get his want.
Hopefully, Orange Man takes his L higher than Drake took his.